in the interest of spontaneity wednesday x fem!reader one shots

a series of wednesday x fem!reader oneshots. smut, 18+

Shrek x Dora

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

(emo) shrek x y/n

a very wholesome romantic adventure between a mysterious ogre and a rejected female. "im never gonna give you up." y/n quietly muttered. "Oi mayte ye gud?"

Shrek x Farquaad

Book of Shrek

Many stories have been uncovered about the past, however the Church of Shrek strongly believe this is the one! It is still slowly being translated from Shrekin Greek to English.

Daddy shrek

"OH MY GOD DONKAY YUR EUSS IS SO TIGHT" i deeply apologize for this.

Shrek and donkey 💍❤️

A story about endless love for shrek and donkey 💍❤️

SHERK TURNS EMO😱😱 (DISCONTINUED)

Discontinued sorry! SHERK TURNS EMO ❗️❗️❗️😱😱😱😱😱💔💔💔💔💔 WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??❗️😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭

Average Walmart Worker

This is a story I made my first semester of my freshmen year in highschool. The assignment was for a fictional narrative so I chose this. Please bare with this, it's probably the first real story I wrote because I don't really like writing but I want to document my progress so I will be uploading all the stories I wri...

The Walmart Wish rebirth

I'm finishing this master piece

The Stick Fic

You've heard about all the Cherry's and milk and hamsters, but have you heard of sticks? I'm literally sorry, Dan and Phil made a vid called the DRUMMER CHALLENGE and I got excited and commented on it called the stick fic and look where I am. please comment how you felt about it and if anyone popular is reading this...

The Milk Fic

the milk fic but with my friends *i made this in 8th grade. im now a senior in high school*

horror stories for swifties

I fear John Mayer.

All's Fair In Love And War (A Kim Jong Un x Donald Trump Fanfic)

Kim Jong Un, North Korea's President, enjoys his life in his sovereignty country, torturing all his citizens with his heinous laws. Watching all the North Koreans struggle to even live every single day makes him smile; little did he know, something extreme was coming his way. Donald Trump on the other hand, loves his...

Alvin and the 3 Chipmunks x Kim Jong Un

The year is 2069 and America is at war with North Korea. America decides it is time to put a end to this war with a peace treaty no other than Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Koreaboo Diaries // Donald Trump

Donald Trump's life as a koreaboo through his diary.

'let me nuke ur pussy' Kim Jong Un x y/n story

faithful meeting of you and kim jong un at the airport tbh idk what my dumbass wrote

Donald Trump x Kim Jong Un Oneshots

Since some people are requesting more Sorry it took so long I couldn't think of good ideas

obama x trump x biden x kim jong un x putin x reader

They loved eachother. at the same time. This totally won't get scandalous, witty, and ✨spicy✨

My Sexy Babysitter

17 year old Taylor thinks her babysitter is annoying and he knows it. 21 year old Jacob knows that Taylor likes him but doesn't admit it. After spending a couple of days with her "annoying babysitter", Taylor begins to realize that she's falling for the sexy, yet annoying, babysitter. She's got a secret and eventually...

soap; melanie martinez

"think I got my self in trouble, so I fill the bath with bubbles." WARNING: CONTAINS TRIGGERING SCENES, SUICIDE AND LANGUAGE. book 1 in the suicide series;

Shrek x Jesus x God x Satan x Barry x Pinky pie Smut

Foot kinks , piss kinks , shit kinks , ect. Oh yeah. Did I forget to mention it's K i n k y

Chicken Ramen X Reader

The sequel to Chicken Nugget X Reader, just as ironic but more risqué After Chicken Nugget's death you find yourself going through the stages of grief. After recovering you decide it's time to head back to high school. Knowing you will probably never find love again you have caught the eye of a naughty Chicken Ramen.

Y/N AND THE BAD BOY ,, y/n slander

... y/n slander ' started...# 01 20.2022 ended...# 06.22.2022 credits...# shiinythiings #1 in satire (01.27.2023) 10K reads (03.10.2023) #1 in satire again (04.20.2023) 20K reads (05. 19. 2023) 25K reads (06. 21. 2023) 35K reads (10.13.2023) 40K reads (10.26.2023) 50K reads (02.14.2024) #1 in satire again (5.24.2024)

One bed, Two enemies

"If you don't mind, i'm going to go sleep." He says, taking off his shirt. I widen my eyes and quickly cover them. "What the fuck do you think you're doing." "Taking off my shirt?" He tries to hide his smirk, tilting his head and looking at me innocently. "I can see that, you knucklehead." I roll my eyes. "Why are yo...

peppa pig x dora

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...

Murderer - Melanie Martinez

Start: March 10, 2024. Alicia has just moved to a new school and meets a girl named Cry Baby. Only God knows what shit they got into...

The Bad Boy {Satire} Bad boy x y/n

This is the love story of y/n and the big bad boy aka Jake 😦😈😎 (time doesn't exist in this story.) Coolest rankings: #1 in fight song (March 6th 2022) #1 in Satire (March 31 2022) #2 in Cliche (May 13 2022) #1 in Cringeworthy (February 9 2023)

"𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠." 𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐧 + 𝐘/𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 (SEASON ONE)

You are invited to a sleepover with your friend Miku! Lately, Miku doesn't act like herself anymore. When you enter MIku's house her mom is such a friendly, harmless and sweet woman. But as the evening starts, she's not herself at all. Can you stay alive in this sleepover? ⛦˙♱⋆☠︎︎⋆♱˙⛧ Are you ready? Your guide Kusna...