SENPAPI; ONE [ ✓ ]

piping yo mama

tetsurō 💟

SATURDAY

hurryyy up

its been two hours

✌️

T W O

ppl dont think i have a boyfriend

they think im lying

they is everyone 😐

like mf i have charm and am super cool

once i got in trouble for going on the grass to get to the library

and they say im a good two shoes 😤

goody two shoes my ass 🙄

mf's be tripping

ok never using slang again

y/nnn

u know what silent treatment

after this,

bitch.

ok starting now.

meanie come

wait no cum*

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──REAL LIFE

[l. name] [name.]

"who 'ya textin'?"

kuroo tetsurō

my boyfriend. yes i have one bitch─

kuroo tetsurō

wait what the fuck!?

kuroo tetsurō

why are you here

kuroo tetsurō

i'm mad at you

kuroo tetsurō

two hours late

[l. name] [name.]

i apologize but bokutō was getting mad that i was supporting the enemy

kuroo tetsurō

dudeeeee, i thot he was my bro ☹️

[l. name] [name.]

i'm not finished

kuroo tetsurō

ok then finish 😒

[l. name] [name.]

i got you flowers from that expensive place

kuroo tetsurō

your still not forgiven
this is why i want to be a lesbian
men are shit anyways

kozume kenma

amen

kuroo tetsurō

buy flowers and everything is fine 🙄

[l. name] [name.]

look, testurō i'm sorry

yamamoto taketora

hah! he's not sorry he forgot about it!

kuroo tetsurō

you forgot about it!?

[l. name] [name.]

no, no i did not.

kuroo tetsurō

you better hope your not lying
cause i'm not giving you dick foreverrr

[l. name] [name.]

good luck.

kuroo tetsurō

good luck, me? good luck, you. bitch.

[l. name] [name.]

have you met yourself tetsurō, your so horny and not to mention my sex appeal is through the roof

yaku morisuke

cocky much?

kuroo tetsurō

na, cause he's got a point

[l. name] [name.]

i'm sure after you guys win i can give tetsurō a prize, one that you guys may also hear or watch, i also don't mind if you join in.

kuroo tetsurō

NO! Y/N THE FUCK-

[l. name] [name.]

i'll be cheering for you

the whole team

we better win

kuroo tetsurō

SHUT UPPPP THAT'S MY MF- ING BOYFRIEND

[ outer space pussy was so anticlimactic ]