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(Verse 1: Bezel) HOO HOO HOO HOO! Hehehehe! Greetings! I see you can arrive to at least one type of meeting! Although you're an overlord, you never came to their meetups! You're lucky that didn't end with a long series of beatups!
As far as sexymen go, you're rather underwhelming! You chose to wear a suit like that for the rap battle's filming? I'm much more dapper; a blue fox thirsts for me! But fans ship you with your rival, and he can't even get horny!
(Verse 2: Vox) Great! First radios, now there's CLOCKS I have to deal with? Lemme tell you, I'm famous, so I shall wipe away this C-list! You don't scare anyone; you're a goofy ass elder! You could be dispatched by any deadpan underpaid welder!
Why don't you say hello to a new status quo? One where I rule the Nuggit— and Velvette's dresses you'll sew! When this becomes real, you'll fade into obscurity! With those clock hands of yours; I'll have to call ANGLE Security!
(Verse 3: Bezel) Really? That's it? You're running out of time, to come up with good disses; all you're doing is whine! Even if I get stopped, I'll still be right twice a day! But your news channel's lies send hell into DISMAY!
And as for my fame, every TikToker's seen me, while you're so lame, Alastor beating you's just too easy! As much as you try, you end up losing your signal, how you got so much influence is quite an enigma!
You can complain as much as you'd like, but remember: Simply a screwdriver can leave you dismembered! You better wish you Stayed Gone, 'cuz you're about to fall flat! Phones took over the world anyway; you're the shit that comes before that!
(Verse 4: Vox) That performance hurt to view; shall I lend you a hand? Oh wait, you've already got 'em— and they're as worthless as spam! I control hell, but you can barely get a grip, on the world that you came to in hopes it would flip!
Your kind's so dumb, they became synonymous with assault, but you can't get "TVed" 'cuz I have zero faults! And if you're getting "ticked off" at the puns that I'm makin', too bad, 'cuz by a bug, that pun's already taken!
No eyes, no mouth, and no nose, but you can smell, see, taste? A paradox, just like this battle, cuz you're a big ol' waste! You're embarrassing, get outta hell, I just want you gone! Stay your own cutesy character whilst I remain hellspawn!
