[Taking]
[Thinking]
[Screaming]
Peter:So who has questions
Natasha:What can you do
Peter:Super strength,Hyper agility,Heal factor,Night vision, enhance sight and hearing,Wall crawling,and my spidey sense
Maria Hill:By wall crawling you mean you running up walls and roofs
Peter:Yes it's more like I'm sticky when I want to but I can also use it on people
Tony:Okay what the hell is Spidey sense
Peter:Spidey sense is like a 6th sense that tells me where danger is
Sam:So if someone is attacking you from behind you can tell that there going to hit you
Peter:Something like that
Tony:Okay damn you have to have a weakness right
Peter:Well yes but I'm not proud of it
Clint:What are you allergic to bug spray
Peter:Funny no it's more embarrassing than anything else
Nick Fury:We need to know incase of something
Peter:Fine just don't laugh ok my weakness is girls
Steve:Really
Peter:Yes since I'm like 50% spider I also have some traits fun fact the female spider is the dominant of the kind
Clint:So if someone like Natasha tells you to attack someone you'll do it no questions ask
Peter:No it just makes it harder to deny them but if I'm closer to them then it gets way more harder to deny them
Clint:You told us your power's but didn't say about the webs they don't come out of you
Peter:One gross two no I made them chemical engineered not organic
Bruce:You said your 50% spider how did that happen
Peter:Okay so I took a trip to Oscorp stumbled upon a place I shouldn't have gone and when I did I found a place filled with radioactive spiders one bit me and boom Spider-man
Maria Hill:Why was Oscorp making radioactive spiders
Peter:They wanted to recreate the super soldier serum
Steve:What
Peter:Don't worry I destroyed everything when I found out they were working with Hydra
Nick Fury:Did they ever recreate it
Peter:Yes they did but failed or some what failed
Nick Fury:Do you know what happen
Peter:Do you know the Green Goblin he is the result
Maria Hill:How did you keep your identity hidden for so long
Peter:Kept changing the way I talk I could have been British or not,and I'm multilingual and other things
Sam:You told me you have a stealth suit anything else
Peter:Yep a whole lot more some because I needed them and others because I was bored
Nick Fury:Any other skills like how your multilingual
Peter:Let's see I can cook, engineer, scientist
Pepper:He can also dance
Tony:I'm sorry how do you know
Pepper:Me and Peter may have slow danced
Tony:What Peter are you trying to take my girl
Peter:One no two Pepper your dating Tony
Tony:Surprised
Peter:Yes with your track record I'm more surprised that she agreed to date you
Clint:Me and you both
Bruce:When did you two dance
Pepper:At a charity fundraiser but we first meet at a sponsored ship deal
Tony:Doesn't that mean you have to be a big deal
Peter:Well I am the head Parker industry
Tony:Excuse me you are in the top 20 why don't we partner up
Peter:I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Pepper it's because of your history of the company
Tony:What do you mean
Peter:You have a record of making weapons
Tony:I stopped
Peter:The Iron man suit is still a weapon
Tony:What about your spidey suit
Peter:Anyone can wear me suit and it's an a amazing costume anyone else wearing your suit and boom they have a weapon even if they don't have power for the damn thing they can just power the arms with something to fire them
Steve:Are you in a relationship
Peter:Steve I'm flattered but one we just met and two I don't swing that way
Clint:Is this your way of coming out
Sam:Just to let you know we support you
Steve:That's not what I meant I mean do you have anyone that knows your Spider-man
Peter:No you guy's are the first
Pepper:You said that you have traits like a spider what else do you
Peter:I got bit by a wolf spider so if someone pet me I purr
Bruce:Really
Pepper:Can I pet you
Peter:Sure
Natasha:*Already petting Peter*You have soft hair
Pepper:Hey I wanted to pet him
Natasha:I got bored and I'm right next to him
Peter:*Purring*
Clint:Holy shit he is purring
Steve:He's even more affectionate
Bruce:Yah look he is getting comfortable on Natasha lap like a cat
Natasha:As much as I like petting you can you get off
Peter:*Embarrassed*Sorry this is technically the first time someone pet me for this long
Pepper:My turn
Peter:Sorry Pepper but I need to go it's late
Pepper:Next time then
Peter:Fine so you got everything you need Fury
Nick Fury:Yes I got everything nice meeting you I'm off to put everything
Peter:One more thing can I put my own fire wall
Nick Fury:Sure now have a good night
Maria Hill:Good bye
Peter:Well I'm off
Tony:You are welcome to come by anytime
Peter:Thanks see yah
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Spidey Needs A Break
FanfictionPeter has been Spider-Man for years stopping crime and super baddies all by him self why is the Avengers talking to him now
