*talking to people in school*
Me: Yeah I have dinner with Harry Styles all the time. He's actually coming over to my house for dinner tonight.
Person: Yeah right *walks away*
Me: I'm not lying peasant! *walks away as well*
*back at home* *dinner time*
Me: Gosh Harry, I told people at school about how you were coming over tonight and no one believed me!
Harry: .......
Me: You're right babe, I wont let it ruin our night.
Harry: ......
Me: Why I would love to dance Harry. *starts dancing with cardboard cutout*
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Crap Only Directioners Will Get (2)
HumorThis is a sequel to my book Crap Only Directioners Will Get, you can read this one first or go read the one from the first one and then this one. Whatever you want to do, but if you haven't read my first one here is what this guy is about. This is a...
