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Wavey-Baby | Sammy-Baby

I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

Oh, honey...

I'm not a snack. I'm a full meal

*flips hair*

Do you have a compass? I got lost in your eyes.

Dude, you don't even know what I look like smh

And no, I don't have a compass

Why don't you ask Siri to open the compass in your phone and you can go on your way

Just go with the flow, Waverly! I'm trying to charm you

Your dad must be a thief, because he took stars from the sky and hid them in your eyes.

Miss Thang, I would have to tell you that my father is a very respectable man and that is just an insult hmph!

You're not charming me in any way. Just straight up annoying me, Twiggy!

Hmm, never thought that I would miss you calling me Twiggy

Whatever, Twiggy.

Try again next time.

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"Oh, there will be a next time, my sweet Waverly."

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