Mom: You spend all you're time on One Direction it's brain washing you, I bet you can't even remember the pledge of allegiance.
Me: Yes I do, watch this I'll prove it to you *puts hand over heart*
I pledge allegiance, to the band
of the name One Direction.
And to these 5 boys,
for which they stand,
one fandom,
under Paul,
forever sexy,
with hottest,
and tickets for all.
Me: *gives Louis sass* *walks away proud*
Mom: *stands there speechless with mouth open* That's no- never mind it's no use any way....
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No I did not write that beautiful One Direction pledge, but I think it is just wonderful!
YOU ARE READING
Crap Only Directioners Will Get
HumorThis is a book that will be filled with stuff that you will only get if you're a directioner. It will have inside jokes, goofy imagines, struggles of being a directioner, and anything else that is funny involving 1D that we can think of. Hopefully i...
