~HARRY~
YOU: Hey babe! Can you help me make dinner?
HARRY: Nooooooooo I'm confusing fans on Twitter!
YOU: HARRY!
~NIALL~
YOU: Hey babe! Can you help me make dinner?
NIALL: Sorry princess, I'm teaching the kids new phrases
CHILD: *comes running into kitchen* Momma! Momma Crazy Mofos!
YOU: NIALL JAMES HORAN!
~LIAM~
YOU: Hey babe! Can you help me make dinner?
LIAM: Sorry babe, but I'm in the middle of a twitcam *to the camera* Sorry guys the wife was calling.
YOU: .........But you already did one today........
~ZAYN~
YOU: Hey babe! Can you help me make dinner?
ZAYN: Sure thing babe *thinks to self* Just helping my wife cook and enjoying the roller coaster that is life :)x
YOU: Thanks hun!
~LOUIS~
YOU: Hey babe! Can you help me make dinner?
LOUIS: Sorry babe but Queens don't cook dinner.
YOU: *rolls eyes* Get your perfect butt in here and help me now
LOUIS: *walks in slowly* no
YOU: Well I guess we can order in tonight because dinner cant be made because queens don't cook, so I can't cook either.
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I have to say the Zayn one is my fave.
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Crap Only Directioners Will Get
HumorThis is a book that will be filled with stuff that you will only get if you're a directioner. It will have inside jokes, goofy imagines, struggles of being a directioner, and anything else that is funny involving 1D that we can think of. Hopefully i...
