Death P.A.C.T
Bottle, Liy, Pen, Pie and Remote are online.
Remote: hi guys. anything exciting happening?
Liy: not really
Pen: no
Remote: oh..
Pie: I baked a pie
Remote: oh boy, what flavour?
Pen: pie baked a pie???
Liy: isnt that cannibalism
Pen: she didnt eat it tho
Pie: Yeah
Remote: wait how'd you bake a pie.
Pie: Using an oven
Remote: ok i guess.
Bottle: Hi guys! Should we rename this group??
Liy: thats random
Liy: and also i just went through a group renaming crisis the other day...
Bottle: Tee-hee! That's funny..
Bottle: Let's rename the group!
Liy: wow..
Pen: i find it weird how a silly goofball like bottle is able to use proper punctuation and grammar and yet here i am
Pie: You spent 2 minutes typing that
Pen: their conversation also went on for 2 minutes
Pie: Mhm
↷ Replying to Pen: i find it weird how a silly goofball like bottle is able to use proper punctuation and grammar and yet here i am
Liy: we are the college dropouts
Pen: dont remind me that i have no chance of getting in
Pen: do you hardvard would accept me
Remote: considering you spelt the school name wrong, im guessing no.
Pen: :(
Pie: Maybe yale would
Liy: im not even considering going to college
Remote: do we even need to go college? we're objects.
Bottle: I'm thinking of renaming this group to Friendies!
Liy: thats nice
↷ Replying to Remote: do we even need to go college? we're objects
Liy: so is everyone else, we're all objects
Bottle has renamed the group chat to (Friendies!).
Pen: cool
Remote: i thought college was for humans?
Pie: What are humans
Liy: ^
Pen: humans sound dumb
Remote: nvm forgot you guys dont know.
Remote: i mean we were born with all this knowledge, werent we?
Pen: idk i dont remeber
Bottle has renamed Pen to Ben.
Ben: my legal name!
Liy: is she just going to randomly rename us
Remote: probably.
Pie: Yes
Liy: she doesnt even give us a warning
Liy: how do you guys put up with her? (not trying to be rude or offend you bottle)
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