That one classic tumblr post

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Jakurai: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous

Jakurai: If it bite you and you die, it's venomous

Riou: What if I bite it and it dies?

Juto: That means you're venomous

Dice: What if it bites itself and I die?

Gentaro: That's voodoo

Jiro: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Saburo: That's correlation, not causation

Ramuda: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Samatoki: ...That's kinky

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