Rosho: *Explaining "high stakes" tic tac toe* In case of a draw, both players are killed
Sasara: Haha, I love this. Extreme tic tac toe.
Rosho: Now, Sasara, that's the only rule; if there's a draw, we're both going to be killed. Ok, I put an X in the center.
Sasara: What happens when I lose?
Rosho: You'll be killed and I'll live.
Sasara: I see. Bottom left corner.
Rosho: Ok, I put an X in the middle left. Now really think hard about what you wanna do next here, Sasara.
Sasara: I'm gonna go....
Rosho: One of us could walk away from this, or-
Sasara: Middle right!
Rosho: ...Sasara, why would you- I said-
Sasara: If I'm going down, you're coming down with me, Rosho.
Rosho: Bottom right!
Sasara: Circle. Top. Left.
Rosho: See, why are you doing this?! You don't want one of us to live? Rei, are you hearing this?
Rei: A lot of people ask me, "Rei, what's the best part of being a part of Dotsuitare Honpo?" and I never know what to tell them. But at least now I'll be able to conclusively say "not the part where they play audio tic tac toe."
Rosho: But this is what I'm saying, Rei-
Sasara: Where you gonna put yours, Tsutsujimori? The game's not over.
Rosho: Rei, you're watching this killing game, and you're gonna walk away from it with no friends. Do you want no friends or one friend?
Rei: At this point? Right this second?
Sasara: Your move, coward
Source: MBMBaM
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Hypnosis Mic Incorrect Quotes (and Shitposts)
HumorSomeone had to do it to them a collection of HypMic incorrect quotes and shitposts most of these would probably include ships or something Cover edited by me
