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Denki: hey @Sataro-san what do you look like😳

Mina: wait you right I'm curious too

Midoriya: if your saying what you look like can you also say/explain your quirk please?👀

Todoroki: I demand info as well

Sataro-san: 😃 chill, damn. 1 I look ugly as shit 2 my quirk is nonya

Midoriya: nonya?

Todoroki: don't say it.

Sataro-san: non-ya business :)

Todoroki: you did that to yourself Midoriya

Midoriya: :,)

Sataro-san: ya yall aren't getting info on me, I'd rather not get kidnapped or have one of you show up unexpected 😤.

Denki: :,(

Sataro-san: wait don't yall have school? It's almost 7:30 am

Midoriya: SHOOT THEIR RIGHT BYE

    ᴍᴜᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴏғғʟɪɴᴇ

Sataro-san: :)

Todoroki: they know it's Sunday right?

Iida: let's hope

Bakugou: idoits

Sataro-san: shhh pretty boys let them figure it out

Bakugou: 🤨

Iida: 😳

Todoroki: 😶

Sataro-san: shhhhh-oh shoot! One sec igtg

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"Hm? I don't have friends tf?" The voice was tired as they clicked the on the group chat they got added to.

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Kurogiri: this is for missions and updates only please don't spam it with 'memes'

Shigaraki: Kurogiri is this really necessary?

Kurogiri: yes

Dabi: damn are you really gonna let him double guess you?

Toga: dabis right stab him Kurogiri!

Twice: Do it wuss!

Twice: Don't he's your boss!

Mr compress: c'mon put on a show for us Kurogiri!

Unknown: C'mon Mr Kurogiri fight your boss!

Dabi: who the fuck?

Kurogiri: language!

Dabi: whom* the fuck

Toga: OOOO NEW PERSON

Mr compress: oh?

Twice: WHO ARE YOU?!

Twice: LEAVE NOW!

Kurogiri: who are you?

Shigaraki: are you a hero?

Unknown: I don't know Weather to feel insulted or flatter that you think I'm flexible enough to put my head that far up my own ass?

Dabi: stfu and answer

Toga: dabi don't act like you didn't laugh at that I heard you

Unknown: Unfortunately I can't be quiet and answer choose one Mr dabi

Dabi: Answer.

Shigaraki: wait how do you feel about all might

Unknown: promise you won't yell at me.

Shigaraki: why would i?

Unknown: because usually when I do people get angry

Shigaraki: just answer

Unknown: fine, damn. I think all might is a overrated, annoying fake ass hero who does most his work for praise. There's many reason way I say this most person tho so don't try and ask I don't wanna get doxxed.

Shigaraki: would you by any possibility like to be a villain?

Dabi: is the bar on the fucking floor???

Kurogiri: dabi please.

Unknown: nah I don't have the audacity to ruin innocent lives or kill children. Also I hate blood it just-ick- yk?

Toga: nope! I like it I tastes good!

Unknown: to each their own ig

Mr compress: is anyone actually innocent though?

Unknown: not anymore but if people don't fuck with me i don't fuck with them.

Twice: why is children and innocent two diffrent things in your brain?

Twice: kids suck.

Unknown: kids are far from fucking innocent, they scare the shit out me 1-9 is the no reason just chaos.

Toga: Shigaraki can we keep them pleeeaaasssseeeeeeee

Kurogiri: no we don't know them at all

Shigaraki: agreed

Unknown: gtg sorry

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"Shit they found out lol took em long enough."

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Midoriya: Sataro-san you're a bastard.

Bakugou: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Denki: I thought we were friends

Mina: heart been broke so many times, don't know what to believe 🥲

Todoroki: not yall not knowing its Sunday.

Sataro-san: whatever do you mean 🥺

Midoriya: don't play dumb.

Sataro-san: but I am?

Koda: I would've told you guys but I was busy sorry

Sataro-san: oh you precious summer child don't worry. ☺️

Koda: I was born in February?

Sataro-san: *precious winter child?

Koda: sure

Sato: and to think I was gonna gift you snicker-doodles

Sataro-san: WAIT SHIT IM SO SORRY PLEASE SATO I APOLOGIZE I'LL GIVE YOU MY LIFE PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE ONE- wait. YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I LIVE HOW WULD YOU GIVE THEM TO ME????

sato: I was gonna ask for your address to send them

Sataro-san: 😔 I apologize to only Sato, shoji, tokoyami and the girls because yall seem genuinely so nice, Midoriya to I guess.

Midoriya: if I ever meet you 😀

Bakugou: lol stupid deku.

Midoriya: kachan I am not in the mood.

Todoroki: 😶

Sataro-san: gtg yal byyeeee
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"I need go pick up some food up, hopefully they'll be open today."

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