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Midorya: Does anyone know why Sataro-San is wearing sun glasses? It was raining 5 minutes ago, it's unnecessary.

Iida: I'm not sure. It may be something tied to the fact they've been pouting all day and refusing to use their phone.

Kirishima: Wait, why aren't they using their phone?

Bakugou: "I don't want to talk about it!" - joker

Denki: Wait, you call Sataro-San Joker? Why??

Bakugou: They laugh like the fvcking joker!

Tokoyami:  I think I know

Iida: Care to share so we can help Sataro-San?

Tokoyami: I'll let them explain

Midorya: their refusing to use their phone other than playing that puzzle game. How do you plan on getting their attention?

Tokoyami: Ooo love,

Sataro-San: OOOO LOVER BOY

iida: I wish I was surprised

Todoroki: Wait, are you upset? Because of that angel demon show you watch?

Sataro-San: IT'S NOT JUST A SHOW IT'S A MASTERPIECE YA'LL DON'T UNDERSTAND I WAITED YEFOR THOSE TWO TO END UP SEPARATED IT FEELS LIKE MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AGAIN! I'M AGGGGGHHHHHHHH

tokoyami: I know, I know, don't worry, Sataro-San

Mina: Oh shịt we barely got them to calm down last night

Iida: Oh, good omens? I haven't watched it in a while. What happened?

Sataro-San: EVERYTHING IS CATASTROPHICALLY DEPRESSING DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED FOR 1 KISS JUST TO GET A GOODBYE KISS?! "Quiet and gentle and romantic" MY A§§

Iida: Oh goodness

Midorya: mood

Bakugou: I've only ever read the book Good omens, tf are you on about?

Sataro-San: THE SERIES!

Bakugou: more reason to never watch a movie adaptation of a book idiot.

Sataro-San: Do not talk about good omens as if it's a fycking live action version of the last avatar you man wh0re

Bakugou:  THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME

Sataro-San:  YOU HEARD ME YOU OVER GROWN PINEAPPLE

Midorya: Goddammit

Tokoyami:  Oh shịt

Uraraka: 1 day, all I want Is one day of peace

Bakugou: OPEN THE DOOR SATARO-SAN

Sataro-San: EAT SHITJKLN5HDEU

Iida: I swear those two just like fighting

Sero: I think it's how they bond

Midorya: Should we be worried?

Todoroki: they survived last time it's fine

Uraraka: I don't know who I'm more concerned about, honestly.

Sataro-San: I JUST FOUND OUT YALL HAVE A GROUP CHAT ABOUT ME?????

Midorya: KACCHAN YOU SNITCH

Todoroki: Why would you tell them?

Bakugou: You guys are the ones who said they didn't care. I thought you'd asked. It's not my fault all of you have the communication skills of a 5 year old

Uraraka: rude

Sato: In my defense, I only ever used to it to ask what kind of pastries you like

Sataro-San: You could've asked me

Sato: Not when you're busy

Sataro-San: Fair, the rest of you all need to explain

Midorya: quirk theorizing

Iida: usually concerned about the things you do

Todoroki: Random questions

Kirishima: Sometimes I forget things about you, and it feels awkward to ask

Sero: Nothing. I just like seeing what's going on

Uraraka: Originally, me and Mina made it for your birthday last month

Tokoyami:  same as sero

Sataro-San: Some of ya'll concern me sometimes.

Iida: hypothetical, but ok.

Sataro-San: sorry I gtg

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