Sataro-San: yk idk abt yall, but I can handle myself just fine
Iida: pardon my language, but that is complete bullshịt
Bakugou: SINCE FYCKIN WHEN???
Sero: Last I checked, it's late may, not early April, dude
Denki: Are you sure about that???
Aoyama: All printer, no fact.
Midorya: Last I checked, only 1 of us have gotten kidnapped, not counting you Sataro-San
Jiro: Haven't you literally tried to bite water?
Sataro-San: ⬇️↪️🚌
Denki: What type of hypogliphics
Bakugou: hieroglyphics*
Iida: Hieroglyphics*
Sataro-San: Imagine not knowing how to spell heiroglyphixs
heiroglyphics*
Heiroglyphics*
Bakugou: IMAGINE
Sataro-San: I've had 2 hours of sleep sthu before I call your dad
Bakugou: TF DOES MY DAD HAVE TO DO WITH THIS ?!?!?!??
Sataro-San: yk he kinda 😳🤭😙😌😏🥰🥵
Denki: YOU DID NOT!
Mina: OMG, NO?!
Sero: NOT HIS DAD!!
Kirishima: 💀 WOOOOOOW OK
Jiro: Stacy's mom, the parody
Todoroki: I just saw him storm out of the dorms. Dw Sataro-San, I made sure to put low, sexyback, and daddy issues on your funeral playlist
Sataro-San: You. Understand. Me. 😌
Todoroki: Not really because apparently you like Bakugous dad.
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A harsh knock on the door gets Sataro-Sans attention, but as his mother apparently opened the door and light talking could be heard, he went back to texting.
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Sataro-San: rudefhcsyjfeujbdrohsglydhyjvfev bisckurfu87re56gseim
Kirishima: they've been bakugotten
Mina: damn 😞
Sero: rip Sataro-San
Denki: may our prayers be with him 😞🙏
Midorya: I would've warned him, but 🤷♂️
Tokoyami: he asked for it really
Shoji: smh
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"SATARO!"
"WAIT WAIT, IT WAS A JOKE PLEASE MERCY I BEG!"
"THEN BEG WELL, YOU SUFFER!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHGGG OW YOU DỊCK HEAD!? THAT HURTS!"
"ITS YOUR FAULT!"
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YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction1a makes a group chat, and accidentally adds a random person and after little consideration they let the person stay to replace mineta. Hiatus should be back soon.
