Too tired to do shiz but anyways

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*Yazmmy peacefully making books*

*Sound effects of door breaking*

Mushy: OH YAZMMY! 

Yazmmy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-

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A new writer coming through- *Gets hit by a train*

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*Mushy who just entered her room*

Yazmmy: *Holding a gun* Heh :3

Mushy: That's a child with a gun...

Mushy: CHILD WITH A GUN-

Mushy: I'm calling the writers, no I'm not...

Mushy: It's a child with a gun

Mushy: *Eating mushrooms* comfort eating

Mushy: Aww, it's a child with a gun!

Mushy: *Punching the air* CHILD....WITH....GUN

Mushy: Who sent you? Was it Wattpad or Alan himself? I'm shocked and traumatized

Mushy: GEEETT OUTT 

Yazmmy: Gurl u traumatize me

Mushy: Oop-

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Mushy: I wish I had committed suicide...

Cookie, Banano, and Yazmmy: But ya didn't!

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Ava: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Mushy: I prefer the term "self-loathing".

(I'm a loaf)

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Wolfy: This is a judgment-free zone.

*Pulls out a knife the size of their forearm*

Wolfy: And I mean it.

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Yazmmy: What starts with F and ends with Uck?

Ava: No it doesn't.

Wolfy: Firetruck!

Rainbow: FUCK!

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Yazmmy: How many children do you have?

Mushy: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

(Yes)

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Cheesy: Hey, are you okay?

Rainbow: Yeah.

Cheesy: You don't look okay...

Rainbow: Then stop looking.

(I'm blind)

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Reddie: Mushy...

Mushy: Oh no, 'Mushy' in B flat.

Mushy: You're disappointed.

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*Reddie is speaking on the phone*

Reddie: Yeah, I'm with Mushy.

Mushy: Im fucking dying-

Reddie: Yep, they're okay.

Mushy: I have a knife in my chest!

Reddie: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry.

Mushy: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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