MY FINGER HURTS

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Teacher: Ok students, your project is about writing a story/essay.

Others: Aww man >:(

Mushy and the other writers: Heh...

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Rainbow: ... *Staring at Mushy with a flabbergasted face*

Mushy: *Who just drew NSFW in a whiteboard*

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Reddie: I AM ALIVE! 

Reddie: I'm dead X_X

(Writers be like:)

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(Writers slanders here we go-)

*Banana and others being offline for months*

*Reddie thinks Mushy made smut but hasn't made one yet.*

*Mushy being in her NSFW era*

*Foxtle and CaTBark waiting to be noticed here*

*Nina probably died or went missing*

*Rainbow seeing Mushy's Rainbow x Honestly chapter*

*Idk*

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White: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Yammzy: White, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

White: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Mushy: ...It was a bug.

White: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Yammzy: ...

Mushy: ...

White: Stop looking at me like that!

(I ate the beetle.)

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Dily: How stupid do you think I am?!

Cookie: You really want an honest answer to that?

(oop)

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Panda: You disgust me.

CatBark: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.

(I eat it diagonally)

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Rainbow: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Mushy: 😦

Rainbow: Vroom vroom, come out already. 

(HOW)

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Peya: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Sunflower: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Yammzy, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Peya: You're a bad influence.

Sunflower: And you don't know your sayings.

(WHAGT)

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Mushy: Would you take a bullet for me?

Dily: ...yes?

*Yammzy angrily burst into the room*

Mushy: *running away* Great, thanks!

(MWAHAHHAHHHHAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAa)

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Rainbow: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want!

Rainbow 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!

Honestly: You literally ate 900 cheese, 198 gallons of milk, 12 ice creams, Mushy, and 9308247874 cookies made from milk.

(Uh)

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Reddie, to Rainbow: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.

Mushy: Chill out guys-

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Rainbow: Last night I found out Honestly is a sleep talker.

Cheesy: Oh, really?

Rainbow: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

(wait a second...)

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Sarah: What are you drinking?

Lumin: Vodka.

Sarah: Straight?

Lumin: No, gay. Why?

StrawberryMochi: YOU'RE GAY?!

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Mushy: It's alright, we have salt packets.

Mushy: Not the ones that snap in half, but sure.

Rainbow, Honestly, Angelina, and Isel: *Putting a circle of salt around Mushy* Waht.

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Panda: Do you think I'm ugly?

Sunflower: It's not about looks, Panda. What's valuable is on the inside...

Panda: Sunflower...

Sunflower: For example, someone's heart.

Panda: Aw... Stop it-

Sunflower: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Panda: Seriously, stop.

(Mmm organ)

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Rainbow: Hey, do you know the password to Mushy's computer?

Panda: Fuck you, Rainbow.

Rainbow: Hey!!

Panda: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouRainbow".

Rainbow: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Mushy: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Angelina: You literally cried after you finding out that I am not gonna be with your in highschool.

Mushy: IT FUCKING HURTS IN MY HEART YOU KNOW TAHT?!

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Rainbow: Are you good?

Cookie: In what sense?

Rainbow: Generally.

Cookie: Oh, definitely not.

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StrawberryMochi: If CatBark and I were drowning, who would you save?

Lumin: You two can't swim?

StrawberryMochi: It's a hypothetical question, Lumin! Who would you save?

Lumin: My time and effort.

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CatBark: Mia has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

StrawberryMchi: THEY WHAT?!

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