I can't help myself.

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Mushy: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. 

Angelina: Aren't you forgetting something? 

Mushy: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Angelina's forehead before running out.* 

Angelina: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

(Friendship goals)

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*Banana, Cookie and Wolfy doing an exorcism*

Reddie: *Enters the room* WHO THE **** ARE YALL EXORCISM????

Mia: Them *Points at Mushy*

Mushy: *COUGHING SO HARD THAT SHE CAN'T BREATHE NORMALLY*

Reddie: GUYS SHE'S SICK-

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Banana: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Banana: A stab wound.

(Waw)

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Mia: Ah shit, I forgot.

Banana: Forgot what?

Mia: How do you expect me to answer that?

(Idk)

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*Wolfy and Cloudi playing minecraft*

Wolfy: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

Cloudi: What's wrong?

Wolfy: I did a thing.

Cloudi: You regret the thing you dID-

Wolfy: *screams*

Cloudi: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-

Wolfy: *screams again*

(And I was one of the piglins)

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Mia: When I was your age-

Cy, mocking Mia: When I was your height.

Mia:

Mia: Listen here you little shit-

(HELP)

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Sarah: I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.

Cy: Deal with it.

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Ava: Hopefully Dily has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Dily: Oh, shut up and die Ava.

Ava: Harsh. *Does the gay hand sign*

(AHAAHAHAHAHAH I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY-)

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Banana: Do you guys hear something?

Cookie: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

Mushy: No swearing you lil gremlins

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Cookie: I think Reddie is in trouble.

Rainbow: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.

(What did Reddie do-)

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Mushy: *Attempts to commit suicide*

Rainbow: MUSHY! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS SILLY CAT VIDEO I FOUND IN TIKTOK!

Mushy: OK!- *Stops committing suicide*

 (And that's how I prevented my death wish 😇)

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