AVM/A WRITER CHAOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

I need sleep (And that's what everyone wants)

*At school when there is no teacher*

Mushy: I'm sleepy... :<

Angelina: OK then go to sleep-

Mushy: *Sleeps on Angelina's shoulder*

Angelina: BISH YOU HEAVY AS F- *Smacks Mushy*

Mushy: *Cries*

Angelina: Fu-

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Wolfy*

Wolfy: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

(I need sleep)

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Mushy: I'm unattractive, I'm tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my writer kid arc. *Dabs*

(WOOOOOOO-)

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Banana: I baked you a pie!

Cookie: Really?! What flavor?

Banana: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

Mushy seeing this: NO!

(Family friendly)

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Cy: Sorry, who are you?

Mushy: Oh, I'm Mushy.

Cy: Oh yeah, I've heard about you from Mia.

Cy: Are you their friend or something?

Mushy: No.

Mushy: I'm their therapist.

(Therapy sessions are free-)

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Mushy, running: Slow down, Cookie, I can't ketchup!

Cookie, not slowing down: You'll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.

Mushy: BUT MY KNEES ARE NOT KNEEING!

(MY KNEES HURTS)

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Cy, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it's meant to be...

Chestnut: I'm literally just going to the store.

Banana: Buy me some bananas!

Cookie: BUT BANANA! YOU'RE HERE ALREADY?????

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Dily: Never gonna make you cry!

Mia: Never gonna say goodbye!

Dily: Never gonna tell a lie—

Wolfy: I will hurt you.

Reddie: Is this a rickroll?

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Cy, watching Mushy and Chestnut fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Banana, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Cy: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?

Mushy: Banana.

Chestnut: Banana.

Banana: Me.

Cy, being confused: Then why are you two fighting?

Mushy, in a stoic voice: I poured water on their cereal-

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Cookie: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Banana: I'm aware of that.

Cookie: But then you and I had some time together.

Banana: Uh-huh?

Cookie: It did not get better.

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Cy: I need some help with my homework, Mushy.

Mushy: What's the assignment?

Cy: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.

Mushy: What's your issue?

Cy: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue.

Mushy: That's hard to believe.

Cy: I'm always right and everybody else is always wrong! What's to argue about?!

(I HATE SPACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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*The Squad with cigarettes*

Mushy: I smoke regularly.

Kyle: I smoke sparingly.

Chestnut: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.

TB: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.

Rainbow: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.

Banana: What's a cigarette?

Cy: I eat the cigarettes

(Wow, I never smoked in my entire life nor vaping)

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Cookie: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Woldy: A doll.

Banana: A cinnamon roll.

Cheesy: A sweetheart.

Mushy: A Vietnamese child.

Cookie:

Cookie: ...stop it.