Goddammit, put this ham away before I beat you with it!
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Crack - Real Life Edition
RandomFirst chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times. No real names are used in order to protect their privacy. Lots of anime references, p...
Mom
Goddammit, put this ham away before I beat you with it!
