I Would Never-

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*Hypothetical situation*

Grandma: *tells me to go to sleep at 10:30 pm*

My first thought: Screw you, old lady! You go to bed, that ancient artifact you call a body needs it more than I do!

My second thought: That was so rude, I'm sorry, I'll go to bed right after I write this down.

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