I don't give a damn what you'd technically be because you're still a toe eyed cabbage looking asshat that doesn't know the difference between a verb and a noun because you're little miss ACT and you can go suck on one of your damn books and loose another fight with gravity.
(He was ranting over text. I don't remember why. Lol.)
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Crack - Real Life Edition
RandomFirst chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times. No real names are used in order to protect their privacy. Lots of anime references, p...
