*in the kitchen*
Brother: *turns to doorway* Oh, Mom disappeared.
Me: *jokingly* Yeah, she's good at that.
*pause*
Me: But not as good as Dad.
*another pause as he turns to look at me incredulously*
Brother: Dude!
*both burst into laughter*
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Crack - Real Life Edition
RandomFirst chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times. No real names are used in order to protect their privacy. Lots of anime references, p...
