Brother: *barges into my room, yeets empty Propel bottle at me* FINISH SHIPPUDEN!
Me: *already dying of laughter* Or what?
Brother: I SHALL SMITE THEE!
Me: *still laughing hysterically* With what power?
Brother: SPOILERS!
Me: *dies even more*
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Crack - Real Life Edition
RandomFirst chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times. No real names are used in order to protect their privacy. Lots of anime references, p...
