Little Sister: *tries to do a high note*
*fails miserably*
Me: Damn, who the fuck choked you out?
Little Sister, dead serious: An ant.
*pause*
Me and Brother: What the fuck
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Crack - Real Life Edition
RandomFirst chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times. No real names are used in order to protect their privacy. Lots of anime references, p...
We Were Positively Shooketh
Little Sister: *tries to do a high note*
*fails miserably*
Me: Damn, who the fuck choked you out?
Little Sister, dead serious: An ant.
*pause*
Me and Brother: What the fuck
