Little Sister: *making a bologna sandwich*
Brother: *sees the plastic ring from the bologna in her hand* What is that?
Little Sister: It's the plastic ring from the bologna.
Brother: Why'd you take it off?
Little Sister: *stops, stares at him*
Little Sister: . . . It's plastic; you're not supposed to eat it.
Brother: No it's not, give me that. *tests it between his teeth, realizes she's right* Oh. . . That explains a lot.
Little Sister: HAVE YOU BEEN EATING THE PLASTIC?
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Crack - Real Life Edition
RandomFirst chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times. No real names are used in order to protect their privacy. Lots of anime references, p...
