Worst moments in PJO fanfics

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"They crashed their lips together."
Ouch
You would think that would hurt but no this is a hot make out session let's not disturb.
I admit I am guilty if speaking that but I regret it so much now at I think of that I should change that 😂

Jason under appreciated
I agree for this one he is a good guy
He's not perfect but who is?
He may get knocked out in fights but he tries his best

Piper is extremely girly
She explicitly said she doesn't like all that girly stuff, even though she is a daughter of Aphrodite, don't be stereo typical.

Percy obsessed with finding Nemo or the little mermaid.
Under Da Sea
We don't know if he likes it or not, it's possible he could. But just because his dad is Poseidon doesn't entitle him to love Nemo and the little mermaid

Nico is dating a girl

Hate to break it to you but he's gay. Sorrynotsorry to ruin ur dreams their buddy.

Thalia is MIA
Where she at?

Main character is a tomboy and an extreme Greek Mythology nerd.
I AgreEe.
Just cuz the whole series deals with Greek Mythology doesn't mean the MC has to be a little smarty pants on that topic...

Can we take a moment of silence to remember Grover. LIKE WHERE DID HE GO?
We gave Rick so much crap for not having him be a main character. But look who's talking. We give so much crap that u don't even notice urself that u have forgotten to mention Grover.
Oh and juniper where did she go Oh wait I forgot she's dating Grover but we all forgot about him so why would we talk about juniper?

Main character joins the Seven

Ur making the situation worse.

Can u not.

Nico falls in love with daughter of Poseidon cuz she reminds him so much of Percy.
1. He's gay
2.daughter of Poseidon, just no. ITS SO RARE POSEDIEN AINT GINNA BE HAVING ANOTHER KID FIR A VERY VERY VERY VERY. ERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LOOOOOMNNNNNNNGGGG TIIIIIMMMMMEEEEE.
3.why would u want to date someone who reminds u of someone u cnat have? And what if it reminds u so much of that person u accidently call them by that name.

Example
"Hey Nico babe, were still on for tonight right?"
Nico girlfriend Aqua marine blowfish asked.
"Yah." *hour later to the date*
Tonight was the night Nico was gonna tell Aqua marine blowfish he loved her.
"I love you Percy."
CUE THE SLAP.
"Why do u do this? Do u not remember the last time u said my BROTHERS name!?"
"Listen I'm sorry?!"
No we're done.

My point has been made, thank you.

Reyna and Octavian date.
Now this is usually in mortal AUS
But either way even if it's not. No one and I mean no one deserves to be with Octavian,Nor anyone would want to.
He is such a (excuse my language) FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. Now if u have read the HoO series u know All the things he did.
And plz don't think yah he tore up percys panda pillow pet THATS NOT ALL HE DID!!!