Worst moments in PJO fanfics

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Rachel's prophecies.
In the books they are like

   Seven half bloods shall answer the call,

  To storm or fire the world just fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

That sounds AWESOME REALLY. Then the fanfic prophecies.

3 shall go on a dangerous quest

2 will date

1 gets angry and OTPS will break

Then they defeat Kronos and Gaea because they cool like that.
NO STOP. UMMM REFUND I WNAT MY TIME BACK.

people trying to put Rachel and Octavian together.

Octavian is so cute- Rachel- STOP anyways they will defeat-but his hair is really-RACHEL NO I'm trying to give a prophecy- His pretty eyes-RACHEL

not canon. But then again when have people ONLY ship things that are canon.

  Leo coming back at the EXACT right time. I do not have anything against Leo coming back. But make it a reasonable time not when they have to go on a quest or when they need fire. NO
(Or just make it after Leo already and settles back you know if u read ToA u know what I'm talking about.)

  Now believe me I prefer the Greeks more. But the Romans must feel so neglected right now. Right Reyna?
Reyna-😐
Pleeease give me a story of a roman demigod son of mercury,

But nope never gonna happen I guess...
-Ur writer, till next time.