Humans?

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"AAAAaaaAAaAaaAaaAaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAaAA" Firey, quite faraway from Golfball and Tennis Ball, screamed.
"SHUT UP FIREY, NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR-" Coiny realised many unfamiliar humans were looking at them. Coiny looked at his hands, realising they were human hands. He looked into a window, seeing his human self.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAH" Coiny screamed.
"Mommy, look at those alcoholics!" A little girl pointed at Firey and Coiny.
"Sweetie, don't go around saying that." A woman scrunched up her face at the two and then kept walking.
"AAAAAAAAaaaAAAaaaaAaaaAaaAAAAAAAAaaAa" Firey kept screaming until Coiny slapped him.
"SHUT up, you dumb idiot Firey, these weirdos are looking at us."
***
Leafy looked at herself in a huge puddle. Then she looked at Flower. Then Pin, then Rocky. Then she fainted and fell into the puddle because why not.
"WHAT IN CARNA-" Flower started.
"Shush, Flower, I'm processing what IN THE CARNATION HAPPENED" Pin exclaimed.
"HEY, I was supposed to say that! That's MY line!"
"Well, I stole it, and, look at Rocky." Pin pointed at Rocky. "Notice anything different?"
"WELL, YEAH. HE'S HUMAN AND SO ARE WE."
"Yeah, that, and also he's not throwing up.
Rocky threw up.
"Never mind. He's human and so are we.
A man looked at Rocky in disgust. He was standing at the Bank Of England entrance.
"Erm- D-do you need anything..?" The man looked at Leafy.
Leafy woke up. She stood up, looking around.
"Erm... c'mon let's go guys we need to talk."
"OH, I KNOW-"
"Shush, Flower." Pin said
"WHY AM I ALWAYS INTER-"
"Shhhhh," Leafy, Pin, and even Rocky shushed her.
***
"Tennis... Ball..?" Golfball looked at Tennisball.
"Golfball?" Is- is that YOU!?" Tennis Ball replied.
"Hey... what happened...? WHERE'S MATCH!?" Pencil shrieked.
"Hmmm... I have a theory..." Golfball said, ignoring Pencil.
"ON WHERE'S MATCH!? OR BUBBLE!?"
"No, why we look like this. Also, quieten down, people are looking at you. In fact, we need to go somewhere private for this."

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