(DISCONTINUED) Hol Up- Where The Hell Am I??? [Naruto Various x Reader]

The squad(feat. Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, and Y/n)

You watched as Naruto took his photo, paint and all. While the Hokage may not have found this funny you sure did. Naruto ran off as it was your turn to take a photo, and as you took your photo you decided to add a little peace sign completely forgetting about your uncontrollable power, not realizing your mistake until it was too late

"OH FU-"

You didn't get to finish your sentence as you disappeared into particles right in front of the camera

"FUCK" 

Yeah...the entire day was spent trying to get back to Konohagakure and handing in your photo. When you took a look at the photo you saw yourself with a peace sign and a freaked-out expression on your face as more than half your body was particles

Somehow the Hokage accepted that picture and didn't allow a retake, perhaps this was karma for laughing at Naruto's picture

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You were walking into class earlier than usual because you wanted a front-row seat to what was going to happen between Sasuke and Naruto

'Years of waiting for this full homo moment and It's finally gonna happen...I just want to thank whatever god is out there Pein, Jashin, Jesus, etc for allowing me to witness an event as holy as this one'

You sat next to Sasuke as he was being the usual brooding edgy fuck he was, he made no sign of recognition other than a barely audible "hn" directed at you 

'Well, at least my existence was acknowledged, I mean I think that was a gesture of acknowledgment...for all I know he could cussing me out and calling me a little shit while I'm over here considering it to be the nicest gesture he could manage'

As you pondered about the Uchiha language Naruto sat down next to you with a happy expression on his face, you couldn't help but smile at Naruto's infectious joy

You noticed Shikamaru walking down the aisle as he noticed Naruto and told him about how he wasn't supposed to be here but Naruto shut him up real quick by talking about how good the headband looks on him

'Yeah, you tell em Naruto! Assert your dominance!'

Suddenly you heard distant rumbling come closer and closer as you anticipated the two girls who were currently in a race

You heard a loud bang as the door was opened and Sakura and Ino emerged trying to get in before the other while also trying to stop the other from entering

'Oh yeah, it's showtime'

You got out a bag of Cheetos from nowhere, opened it and began to eat as your excitement for what was going to happen skyrocketed through the roof

You looked over at Naruto and saw a small starstruck expression on his face, You weren't too sure if that was the expression you saw in the anime because he looked a bit more starstruck then

'Wonder what happened'

You shrugged it off, heck if you cared, you just came here to see Naruto and Sasuke awaken their gay. Sakura approached your desk and pushed Naruto to the side as Naruto attempted to get a word out

"Oh shit man, you good bro?"

You got out of your seat to help Naruto get back up as Sakura asked Sasuke if she could sit next to him completely ignoring the fact that you were sitting there just a moment ago, Ino did the same thing as she fought Sakura for that seat

'Well I'll be damned, my seating rights were just stripped right in front of me' 

Naruto didn't look too happy as other girls started joining the fight for Sasuke's hand in marriage-uh the seat next to Sasuke, Sasuke didn't look too happy either though