Somewhat romantic (mikasa x genderneutral reader chatfic)

9.

Tf did I just notice it is mikasas and falcos birthday? Noooo. Yes. Anyway I'm wish them a happy birthday->

10/02

And I'll be turning 15 in 3 days ta fuckkk?!

y/n: imma🤺beat🤺u
Connie: ded meat💀🥩
Jean: why🐎the🐎long🐎face
Mikasa: smack👏my👏ass
Ymir: yarmom
Historia: queen elizzabeth👑
Eren: my💅hand💅
Armin: ACHILD👶
Sasha: potato 🥔
Reiner: mommy milkers💅✨
Berthold: how 2 spell🤔💃
Marco: actually dead💀
Annie: rock🗿

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Sasha added Connie, Jean, Marco, Eren and y/n to: y/n's love life💅✨✨

y/n
wtf -
first of all, since when is my
Love life your business -
Second of all, I don't
even have a love life! -

Sasha
- c'mon this will be fun!
- and no different nicknames or I'll be confused

Eren
- keep telling yourself y/n😐

y/n
aren't you suppose to be
pissed of? -
they obviously mean mikasa...-

Eren
- I am here for the tea💅✨
- so I can easy ignore that

y/n
how many times do I
have to say that -
there's is no tea! -

Connie
- sure😐

y/n
anyway -
so this dude was hitting
on mikasa Right? -

Jean
- 🤠

Eren
- what dude?

y/n
some waiter -
I obviously didn't notice
just... bc -

Marco
- bc u were staring at mikasa right?
- right?

y/n
not exactly -

Jean
- come to the point😐

y/n
jeez -
so as he walked of I heard her
calling him an asshole and
I obviously asked why -
so turns out that guy
sort of harassed her -

Eren
- what?!🤺😡

y/n
Do y'all have to interrupt me?! -
so she told him we were dating,
so he'd piss off -
It obviously worked bc I am
so scary💅✨💁‍♂️💁‍♂️-

Connie
- lol, no way she said that😐✋✋✋

Jean
- your ugliness is the only scary
thing on u

Sasha
- O MY LORD IT OFFICIAL!!💃💃💃💃

Eren
- if you put a baby in her belly🤛😾