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What would be your dream wedding?
Well, it would have tons of Greek architecture and... - Annabeth
Now she's gonna talk for hours. Thanks for asking. - Percy
Nah, she can't talk for that long. - Jason
Yeah, there's absolutely no way. - Frank
You underestimate her power. - Percy
I still don't believe you. - Jason
Okay, just watch then, Power socket. - Percy
*Five Hours Later*
... and then my dress would be like a goddess's... - Annabeth
Wait, those first five hours was just about the chairs and tables? - Jason
I told you, you underestimate her power. - Percy
Now I believe you. - Jason
Yeah, you should've seen Annabeth talk on girl's night... - Piper
I don't think I've ever seen someone talk so much about a chair in my live. - Hazel
I would rather talk about the Greeks. - Reyna
That's insulting. - Percy
Just be glad Octavian isn't here, he will talk your ears off about destroying the Greeks. - Reyna
Wait a minute, does Octavian have access to this chat? - Jason
Doesn't every demi-god? - Reyna
I just hope Jerk Faced Octavian doesn't show up. - Leo
Hello, Leo. Where have you been? - Piper
Watching Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire. Not as interesting as it sounds. - Leo
Can I just point something out, first? - Percy
Sure, go ahead, Fish Feeder. - Leo
What will we do when Octavian joins the chat? - Percy
*Octavian has joined the chat
*The Seven (Except Leo) scream and scatter
I'm guessing that's what we'll do. - Leo
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