Jason: Okay, I caught the spider.
Entire team: *Cheers*
Annabeth: Now release the little guy outside.
Jason: We're in the middle of the ocean.
Annabeth: Yes?
Jason: Is this a... uh... water spider? Can it breathe in water?
Annabeth: No, it'll probably die a horrible painful death! Now out it pops.
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
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