Harry Potter: My whole life was turned into a nightmare because of a goddamn prophecy, can you even believe that?!
Percy: Don't even go there.
Percy: Unless you want me to tell you about MY life...
*HOURS AND HOURS LATER...
Harry Potter: Dude I think we might be doomed.
Percy: No f*cking way man what gave you that crazy thought?
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
RandomFilled to the brim with PJO quotes, head canons, comics, and how can you forget... jokes! Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo... YOU MUST SHIP THEM!!!!! PERACHEL SHIPPERS WILL DIE!!!!!!!! (Sorry but it's true) (Like how can you ship Perachel...