Percy: *Places Medusa's head in box*
Grover: They're not going to like that.
Percy: *Writes 'The Gods, Mount Olympus, 600th Floor, Empire State Building, New York, NY, with bestwishes, Percy Jackson'*
Grover: They'll think you're impertinent.
Percy: *Puts in drachmas and sends the box with Medusa's head*
*POP*
Percy: I am impertinent.
Annabeth: *Puts her head in her hand*
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
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