Percy: Hey, Neeks!
Nico: Hi.
Percy: I bought some ice cream.
Percy: It's chocolate mint chip. Want some?
Nico: Oh...
Percy: Why? What's wrong?
Nico:
Percy: Oh I see.
Percy: It's not YOUR TYPE!!!
Nico: No! I mean, it's okay.
Percy: Yeah whatever.
Percy: Another item to add to my 'not Nico's type' list.
Percy: I'LL PUT IT RIGHT HERE - NEXT TO MY NAME.
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
RandomFilled to the brim with PJO quotes, head canons, comics, and how can you forget... jokes! Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo... YOU MUST SHIP THEM!!!!! PERACHEL SHIPPERS WILL DIE!!!!!!!! (Sorry but it's true) (Like how can you ship Perachel...