Mortal: OMG I ship Perachel sooo hard!
Me: Oh really? I Argo II Percabeth!
Mortal: Well I TITANIC Perachel!
Me: Didn't the Titanic sink?
Mortal: ...
Me: VICTORY SCREECH!
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
RandomFilled to the brim with PJO quotes, head canons, comics, and how can you forget... jokes! Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo... YOU MUST SHIP THEM!!!!! PERACHEL SHIPPERS WILL DIE!!!!!!!! (Sorry but it's true) (Like how can you ship Perachel...