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To The Gods: Caleo
Zeus: Oh yeah! Calypso! The girl we promised we would free but never did! Oops...
Hades: See, if I was the king of the gods, I would have made Calypso a flower crown out of bones and offered her a place up here on Olypmus
Calypso: No thank you, Lord Hades
Hades: Look at this respect, she said Lord Hades. Nico, why can't you say that?
Nico: I do what I want
Hera: Let me try! Calypso, braid my hair!
Calypso: No, Your Highness.
Hera: YOUR HIGHNESS! THIS IS GREAT!
Hephaestus: Calypso! Kick Hera!
Calypso: No, Your Honour.
Hephaestus: Wow we should really keep Calypso here up on Olympus after all!
Poseidon: I wonder what she'll call me!
Poseidon: Calypso! Eat dirt!
Calypso: No thank you, Your Majesty.
Poseidon: PERCY I HOPE YOU HEARD THAT SHE CALLED ME YOUR MAJESTY YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME NOTES
Apollo: Calypso: Listen to one of my haikus!
Calypso: YEAH BYE
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
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