So I'm going to be publishing this really long comic called The Chronology of Friendship. I will just be writing the dialogue because it's too hard to narrate what is going on in the pictures. Sorry for those offline readers who can't see the comics.
Jason: Hold on, Percy, we're nearly there!!
Percy: Guuh
Percy: I feel like Loish Laaane...
Percy: Ta ta da da daaaaa
Percy: Ta ta da daaa da ta ta da daaa
Jason: PERCY!!! That's not even Superman's theme, that's Star Wars!!
Jason: You're getting more and more delirious from the Manticore poison...
Percy: I haaate flyin', 's not naturaal...
Jason: Says the guy who breathes under water...
Percy: Don't drop me, 'kay? Or your dad'll strike me down...
Percy: KABOOM!! No more Percy!!
Percy: He kinds hates me, your dad...
Jason: I know he's temperamental, but he wouldn't fo that far...
Percy: How d'you know? He tried to get Nico once...
Jason: WHAT?!
Percy: He missed, though. 'M glad he missed, Nico's m' friend...
Percy: M' creepy, scrawny friend...
Percy: M' scrawpy friend?
Jason: What the hell are you talking about??!
Percy: Oooooh look!! T's prettyyy!!!
Jason: Okay, we're healing you first.
Jason: But don't think I'm letting the subject drop.
Percy: Prettyyy.... Liiiights...
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
RandomFilled to the brim with PJO quotes, head canons, comics, and how can you forget... jokes! Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo... YOU MUST SHIP THEM!!!!! PERACHEL SHIPPERS WILL DIE!!!!!!!! (Sorry but it's true) (Like how can you ship Perachel...