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Heroes of Olympus Pickup Lines
Hazel Levesque: Rocks and minerals aren't the only hard things gravitating towards me.
Frank Zhang: My stick burns for you, baby.
Leo Valdez: Wanna see what else comes out of the tool belt?
Percy Jackson: I can make you wet without using my dad's powers.
Annabeth Chase: What is the most logical way of getting those pants off?
Piper McLean: My mouth can do more than just charmspeak.
Jason Grace: My dad's not the only one famous for his lightning bolt.
Bonus
Nico di Angelo: I can summon bones, but only you can summon mine.
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
RandomFilled to the brim with PJO quotes, head canons, comics, and how can you forget... jokes! Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo... YOU MUST SHIP THEM!!!!! PERACHEL SHIPPERS WILL DIE!!!!!!!! (Sorry but it's true) (Like how can you ship Perachel...
