If it's too blurry:
Nico: I love you
Percy: What?
Nico: What? Jason did you say something?
Jason: What?
Nico: You said you loved Percy?
Jason: What? Wait no I didn't - you just -
Percy: What the fuck even
Jason: No, Nico's the one you loves you -
Nico: *pushes him off the ship*
Percy: Did he just say -
Nico: No proof.
Percy: But he just -
Nico: No witnesses.
Percy: But I just saw -
Jason: *flying* Did you just push me off a fucking boat?
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