Will: BE A MAN
Percy: We must be as swift as the coursing river!
Will: BE A MAN
Jason: With all the force of a great typhoon
Will: BE A MAN
Leo: With all the strength as a raging fire
Everyone: *looks at Nico*
Nico: NO
Will: Pwease?
Nico: Fine, but I don't know if I'll hit the high part.
Nico: Mysterious as the dark side of THE MOOOOOON!!!
Everyone: *jaw drop since Nico hit it even higher*
Will: *star eyes* That's my Nico.
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
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