Jason: *whispering to Percy*
Percy: *nodding his head*
Leo: Whatcha guys scheming? Can I join?
Jason: SURE!!! For only $40 a MONTH you can join our cause!
Leo: And that is?
Percy: SOLANGELO
Percy and Jason: *running around flailing their arms, pterodactyl screaming ensues*
Nico and Will: What is going on...
Leo: *recording video* fangirl attack
Annabeth: *yelling from the distance* GODS DAM IT PERCY ITS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
RandomFilled to the brim with PJO quotes, head canons, comics, and how can you forget... jokes! Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo... YOU MUST SHIP THEM!!!!! PERACHEL SHIPPERS WILL DIE!!!!!!!! (Sorry but it's true) (Like how can you ship Perachel...