YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD

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YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD

Harry: “Hey babe what’s for dinner?” Harry asks. You’re stirring the spaghetti sauce when Harry’s arms sneak in through your arms and around your waist. You smile and turn off the heat before turning around to face Harry, his arms still around you. Your noses are touching and Harry smiles. 
“hello,” he whispers. He then kisses you softly but then it heats up and you’re both laughing for some odd reason. His hands then slide down slowly and you pull away and jump a fair distance away from him.
“nope, nope, nope.” You tell him, backing away ever so slightly.
Harry holds his hands up in confusion.
“I’m going to bed kay bye!” You say in a rush. You then run to the bedroom and lock the door.
“babe what’d I do?” You hear Harry say through the door. You laugh slightly and jump into bed just before the cramps kick in again. You had been holding it in for the past hours and you groan in pain as Harry knocks softly on the door.
“babe are you alright?”
You smile and go into the fatal position. 
“I’m fine! I’ll let you in when your hormones calm down and you don’t have the need to feel my ass!” You tell him.
“What? My hormones? Oooooh!” You hear Harry whisper to himself. This makes you giggle slightly before wincing in pain.
“I’m going to be back okay! I’m going to get you a nice hot coffee and some pain killers.” He whispers softly.
“ohhh thanks Harry, I love you.” You giggle.
He laughs softly and replies, “love you too, beautiful.”

Louis: “I’m home baby!” Louis shouts from the door. Your eyes go wide, you didn’t think he’d be home so soon. You hide under the duvet you were snuggling in and bite your lip. Your tummy then goes into what feels like an extremely tight knot and you moan quietly whilst holding your stomach. As you open your eyes you stare straight into Louis’ kind blue eyes.
“Babe, would you mind telling me why you are lying under a table with a duvet and a jar of nutella at 2pm?” He chuckles, “and to think I thought you were the normal one..”
You start to giggle and then you feel another cramp kicking in so you clutch your tummy and close your eyes again. 
“hmmm, eating chocolate goodness straight out of the jar, snuggling a duvet, clutching your tummy… If I didn’t know better I’d say you are on your-“
“Louis Tomlinson just shut up and get in here and cuddle me before I injure your manhood!” You cut Louis off. He chuckles, “never thought this day would come!” 
He then removes his shoes and joins you under the table. He entwines his legs with yours and wraps his arms around you, cuddling you. You put your head on his chest, listening to his heart beat while he pulls you close. His body heat making you warm and comfy. 
“Hey guys I’m going out- ..okay..” Harry says as he walks into the room and stares at the two of you. You two laugh and continue to snuggle under the table.

Liam: “Baby are you leaving me?” You turn around to face Liam who is standing at the door looking sad, almost as if he’s about to cry.
“psssh no! What makes you think that?” You say quite unconvincingly, though you weren’t actually leaving Liam. Liam’s eyes flicker between your eyes to the small bag that was on the bed were you were packing a few clothes and toiletries. His eyes start to get watery so you run over to him and hug him tight. 
“I’m just going to stay in town for 3 days or so!” You tell him reassuringly as he puts his head in the crook of your neck. 
“Why, did I do something wrong?” He tries to say calmly but you can hear the panic in his voice. The truth is you have quite a heavy flow and no matter what you use, you always seem to stain the bed, even if it’s tiny. Liam was on tour for the past 3 months so that was alright but now he was back and you couldn’t really hide now. But you weren’t gonna tell Liam that! 
“No! It’s just my exams are coming up and I need to focus! Because you and your sexy six pack is so distracting!” You say cheekily. It wasn’t a complete lie, so you didn’t feel guilty. Liam chuckles and sighs in relief. 
“Okay. I’m going to miss you though!” He replies and kisses your nose. 
“a week at the most! I won’t be gone for too long!” 
He then kisses you and you kiss him back, smiling. You then pull away and laugh, “see what you do to me?” The two of you just laugh and as you zip up your bag and exit Liam spots the tampons in your bag and mentally face palms himself whilst sniggering. He knew you got embarrassed with everything. Even though he knew he still let you go and stay in town. Despite being completely okay with it as he had 2 sisters.

Niall: “Aaaaaaaaaaah!” You hear Niall scream. Because of your great discomfort it takes you a while to get up the stairs and finally to Niall who’s in the bathroom. 
“What’s this?! What is it?!” He asks, holding up a tampon. You burst into laughter and laughed so hard you had to clutch your tummy because it started to hurt a little. 
“Am I no fun or something?”
You cease laughter immediately and look up at Niall who is standing at the bathroom door, tugging at the string. 
“oh my gosh. Did you really just say that?” You ask, trying not to laugh. 
“well yeah, I mean..if it’s true..”
“Niall what the hell?! No that’s not true! But do you legitimately not know what this is?” You say as you grab the box and tampon he was holding. He narrows his eyes and reads out the word ‘tampon’. As soon as he says this he still looks as blank as ever. 
“Really Niall really? Did you not take sex education at school or something?” You ask whilst putting your hands on your hips.
“no, because I thought it was about..”
“what?! No it’s where you learn about puberty and stuff!”
“What? You’re still going through puberty?”
You sigh and facepalm yourself. 
“come on Niall lets sit down and talk.” You reply, emphasising the talk bit. Niall joins you on the bed and rubs his knees. you’re just about to talk when Niall says, “wait am I going to regret this talk?”
You bite your lip in thought before replying, “maybe. I’ll give you a short version. So anyway. When a girl is ready to get pregnant the body cleans itself every month. If she misses her monthly cleansing then shes pregnant which in this case you’re lucky I’m on my cleaning at the moment. This doesn’t exactly make sense but anyway I hope you understand!” You ruffle Niall’s hair and leave him on the bed, pale and confused.

Zayn: “hey babe how are you?” 
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! What the hell Zayn how’d you get in here?!” You reply as you hide under your duvet. You had been in bed all day, your hair was a mess, you were sweaty and you felt extremely dirty. 
“You weren’t replying to me so I got worried. I’m not gonna lie though, it took me a long time to find your spare key. Of course that door bell button is fake, who would have 2 door bells?” Zayn chuckles more to himself than you. You attempt to untangle your hair under your blanket and you feel Zayn’s hands running along your back, soothing you. 
“What’s wrong babe?” He asks.
“Just feeling peachy I guess.” This was your excuse to Zayn every time it was that time of the month so you wondered if he finally caught on. You can see him smile through your blanket and that makes you smile too. 
“May I remove the blanket and see you’re beautiful face?”
“noooooooooo.” You whine like a little baby, clutching the blanket tighter. “but you can make me some nice hot tea!”
Zayn chuckles softly and almost looks you in the eyes despite being under a blanket. “Anything for you babe, be back soon.”
As soon as he leaves the room you get up, wash your face, brush your teeth, tie your hair up nicely and put on some deodorant. When Zayn walks back into the room with your tea, you are sitting on your bed looking presentable despite being uncomfortable. “See! You haven’t showered yet or anything and you still look better than any girl I’ve ever seen!” Zayn says cheerfully as he sits next to you and goes under your covers with you. 
“oh you have no idea!” You shyly giggle. He cuddles you making you feel better and relaxed as you two settle in for a movie.

QOTD: Favorite place to shop?

A: Either Home Goods or Barnes and Noble

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