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Alec: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Alec: haha what an idiot.
Alec: *realizes its Funneh*
Alec: wait, that's my idiot
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Celeste: are you high?
Elijah: am I what?
Celeste: high
Elijah: hello
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Rainbow: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for "disappointment"
Lunar: Draco
Rainbow:
Rainbow: I t f i t s
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*every bedwars episode ever*
Draco: My back hurts
Funneh: from what?
Draco: carrying this team
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English Teacher: Ok students! I want you all to write about your happiest moments.
Alec: My what now?
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Rainbow: WHO INVENTED THE WORD 'WORD'
Draco: WHO INVENTED THE WORD 'INVENTED'
Funneh: WE'RE BECOMING TOO SELF AWARE
Gold: STOP YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME HAVE A SEIZURE
Lunar: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
Rainbow: WHO INVENTED SCREAMING
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Kyran: How many flirt until girlfriend?
Alec: If you hold down the flirt key while jumping you can unlock girlfriend in about 5 seconds
Draco: If you crouch jump while flirting you can clip through the floor directly to wife
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Evan: Truth or dare?
Funneh, exasperated: truth
Evan: Do you want to kiss me?
Funneh: dare
Evan: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me
Funneh: Never have I ever—
Evan: ThAT's NOt ThE gAMe
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Gold: What's an extreme sport?
Funneh: Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it.
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Alec: You were hurt, what do you remember?
Gold: just the ambulance ride
Evan: We didn't take an ambulance, Alec drove us
Gold: but I heard a siren
Funneh: that was Kyran
Kyran; sorry, I was nervous
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Funneh, Screaming: WHY WHEN PEOPLE ASK 'WHAT 3 THINGS WOULD YOU BRING IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND' NO BODY SAYS A BOAT!?!?
Funneh: WHAT SHAPE IS THE SKY?!
Funneh: DO PENGUINS HAVE KNEES?!
Funneh: IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH?!
Funneh: DOES A STRAW HAVE 2 HOLES OR 1?!
Funneh: IS CEREAL CONSIDERED SOUP?!
Funneh: IS WATER WET??!!
Gold, peacefully eating a sandwich: are you ok?
YOU ARE READING
ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
