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Funneh: *sitting on the steps outside the library*
Draco: *sits next to her* You got tossed out too, huh?
Funneh: Yeah, for yelling.
Draco: You yelled in a library? That's hardcore.
Funneh: What'd you do?
Draco: Stole a pterodactyl skeleton.
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Evan: What do you call a gay person burning
Evan: LGBBQ
Alec:
Alec: It's 3am just go to sleep
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Lunar: We might be lost.
Rainbow: Think positive!
Lunar: Okay, I'm positive we're lost.
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Gold: Rainbow did the dishes last night, didn't she?
Funneh: Yeah, why?
Gold: The cups are organized by color again.
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Rainbow: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Lunar, in the distance: Or murder.
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Evan: Can I get paid for being gay and oversharing cause those are my only skills
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Funneh: Do you have any pets?
Gold: No.
Funneh: Then who do you live with at home?
Gold: Just me, an old lady, three teenagers, my cat, a horse, several birds, and fifteen goldfish.
Funneh: I thought you said you didn't have any pets?
Gold: They're not pets, they're family.
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Alec to Funneh: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Aly and Alec's mom, in chorus: Would you like to stay forever?
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Gold: Kyran and I are no longer friends.
Kyran: That is a terrible way to tell people we are dating.
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Draco: Shotgun for eternity!
Lunar: You can't call shotgun for eternity.
Draco: I just called it.
Lunar: You can't just call things!
Draco: I call that I can call things!
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
