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Kyran, under his breath: Future girlfriend say what
Gold: what?
Kyran: [internal screeching]
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Alec: that's it I can't take it anymore we need to break up
Funneh: What? Why?
Alec: I can't keep letting you hurt me this way
Funneh: All I did was smile
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Rainbow: are you okay?
Lunar, planted face down: im having me time
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Evan: when you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. you know that rush
Kyran: no. no, see, when i first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating
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Elijah, flexing: I put the bi in bicep
Alec, not looking up: you also put the bi in bitch
Elijah: well you put the bi in bitter
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Lunar: You guys ever just feel like skdhfskjlgnvks?
Gold: How did you say that with your mouth
Draco: all the time
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Evan: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Meghan: what?
Alec: Ignore him
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Funneh: breath if you think im cool
Lunar:
Gold: Lunar you're turning blue...
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Alec: I like dark humor
Kyran, turning off the lights: wanna hear a joke
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Evelyn: What are you getting Kyran for Christmas?
Gold: I don't know. It's kinda hard buying something for your husband for Christmas when he already got everything he could've ever wanted when he married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Funneh: im getting him a divorce lawyer
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
