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Draco, recovering in the hospital: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God
Lunar: *smacks him upside the head*
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Kyran, smiling: So when are you gonna go out with me?
Gold: I don't know, when are you gonna ask me to?
Kyran, freaking out: Uhh...
*later*
Alec: So, you ran away?
Kyran: WELL I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO FLIRT BACK.
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Funneh: okay Rainbow, name a Star Wars Character.
Rainbow: YOGA
Rainbow: wait-
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Yandere: You won't like me when I'm angry.
Alec: Bold of you to assume I would ever like you anyway.
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Gold: Okay. Stop talking. Do not talk for the next 100 hours.
Draco: But-
Gold: I'm sorry, has it been 100 hours?
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Gold: So, what's your type Kyran?
Kyran: Short, tan, brunette, dumb, golden eyes
Gold: That kind of sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends!
Kyran: Did I mention dumb?
Gold: Yeah
Kyran: Ok, just making sure
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Evan: in maths today Kyran asked what makes a number prime and i said its dazzling personality and they almost kicked me out
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Yandere, pushing through the crowd: Out of my way! Move aside, filth.
Celeste, walking behind her: She means no disrespect, I imagine you bathe quite frequently.
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Alec: I love you dearly, but you're a fucking idiot
Evan: ...That's fair
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Funneh: Someone died in the living room.
Rainbow: Well, I guess its not a living room anymore.
Gold:
Lunar:
Draco:
Funneh: Get out.
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
