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Gold: Rainbow, where's Funneh?
Rainbow: She's in a better place now
Gold: Oh no...
Funneh, coming out from behind Rainbow in a potato sack: OH YES
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Rainbow: I'm watching my figure for my new boyfriend.
Gold: New boyfriend?! Wow, that's news
Lunar: I'll say? What's his name Rainbow?
Rainbow: His name is... George
Lunar: George what?
Rainbow: *looks around at orange juice* George..... Tropicana
Gold: What a nice name, is he Cuban?
Rainbow: *notices glass* No, I mean 'Glass'. George Glass
Lunar: Thats funny.. I don't remember a George Glass going to our school
Rainbow: That's because he's a transfer student. He just came in the last week of school. He's really funny and thinks I'm super cool.
Lunar: Sure, Rainbow
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Funneh: Drinkjng water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy
Draco, trying not to get killed: Were fighting freaking zombies, I think now is not the right time!!
Rainbow: ... but is she wrong?
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Nova: I am on day two of a panic attack and have not slept at all.
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Rainbow: When was the last time I asked you for something?
Lunar: Yesterday. You asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a ladybug in there.
Rainbow: Ok! When was the last time I asked you for something and it WASNT A MEDICAL EMERGENCY
Lunar: Yesterday. You asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a ladybug in there.
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Evelyn: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it venomous
Gold: What if I bite it and it dies?
Evelyn: That means your poisonous
Funneh: What if it bites it self and I die?
Evelyn: That's voodoo
Alec: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Evelyn: That's correlation, not causation
Kyran: What if we bite each other and no one dies?
Evan: That's kinky
Evelyn: Oh my god..
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Draco: Can I bother you for a second?
Lunar: You always bother me so go ahead
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Therapist: What do you say when someone mistreats you?
Evan: Your toxic
Therapist: Good
Evan: ~ I'm slipping under~
Therapist: no
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Draco: This guy *slides photo across table* I want you to shoot him in the leg
Lunar: This is you
Draco: Funneh wants to try Zumba
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Rainbow, after drinking tea: It's very teasty
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
