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Yandere: Yeah, I guess if do care about people
Yandere: its an odd feeling. not used to it. Don't love it
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Draco: Funneh, cause a distraction please!
Funneh, throwing raisins: Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!
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Kyran: It takes more than just words to hurt me.
Kyran: Unless they happen to be particularly truthful words strung together in exceptionally observant sentences
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Senpai: Why are you following me?
Kyran: Were friends now! :D
Senpai: Okay.. but why is the emo redhead following me?
Kyran: Oh, you see—
Alec: We're a package deal bitch
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Gold: What's up with Evan? He's been lying in the ground for, like, 15 minutes
Kyran: He's just overwhelmed
Gold: Why?
Kyran: Alec giggled
Evan, internally: SOMEONE COME AND RESURRECT MY GAY ASS
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Funneh: Hello?
Draco: Its Draco
Funneh: What did he do this time?
Draco: No, it's me, Draco
Funneh: ...
Funneh: What did you do this time?
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Yandere: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something
Alec: You left me in the parking lot 3 days ago
Yandere: I did that on purpose
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Gold: Who's turn is it to give a pep talk?
Lunar: It's Funneh's turn
Funneh: Fuck shit up out there but don't die
Draco: [wiping away a tear] inspirational
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Celeste: Wow, Yandere is really pretty..
Elijah: Don't be jealous, Celeste. Your sort of pretty at certain angles
Celeste: I'm not being jealous Elijah, I'm being gay
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Rainbow: (ordering cake on the phone)
Shop employee: Any what would you like your cake to say?
Rainbow, covering the phone to look at Funneh and Gold: Do we want a talking cake?
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
