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Lunar: I don't want to "do things" or "take care of myself", I want to "sit very still" and "eat noodles"
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Alec: I would do anything for you, Funneh. Name anything you want and I will do it for you
Funneh: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a regular sleep schedule
Alec: I... will not
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Celeste: Did you eat all my powdered donuts?
Elijah, his mouth stuffed with donuts: no...
Celeste: Then what's the white powder on your pants?
Elijah: cocaine
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Gold: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Kyran, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate
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Alec: Aly, you always need to be kind to people
Kyran: Hey—
Alec: fuck off
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Some girl: *flirts with Senpai*
Yandere: *stares silently*
Celeste: ...you're really quiet today, boss
Yandere: no one plans a murder out loud, Celeste
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Funneh: *wide awake at 4am* Gold do you think pigeons have feelings?
Gold: *muffled sounds from underneath her pillows* go to SLEEP, Funneh!
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Lunar: Hi welcome to Applebee's, would you like apples or bees?
Rainbow: B-bees?
Lunar: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
Rainbow: W-wait—
Draco: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Rainbow: WAIT—
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Alec: *accidentally brushes Evan's hand with his own*
Evan: *aggressively holds Alec's hand*
Evan: At least commit to it you coward
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Gold: Why is Rainbow always doing the laundry so loudly?
Lunar: so we know that no one helps in this house
Rainbow, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes
Randomthe title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting
